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They don't make detectives like Nick and Nora Charles anymore, if they ever really did. Detectives aren't glamorous and charming, and they don't have all that clever banter and back-and-forth that makes you wish that you had someone writing your dialogue that well. And maybe there are some people who don't find them quite that droll, but those mostly tend to be the folks that their genuinely first-rate investigative skills end up sending to the waiting arms of the local police.

How many decorated former New York City homicide detectives turn in their badge and retire so they can marry the heiress to a Silicon Valey tech magnate's empire who just so happens to be the kind of forensic scientist that could put the folks on police procedural shows to shame? Just one.

((OOC: In-character journal for roleplaying. ))